Thursday, January 25, 2007

The 2007 Elections

You didn't know there were a significant 2007 elections did you? Well, as it turns out, the Gang of 100 is electing its very own student administration today and Yours Truly is running for president. Like any good business student I have made the following pledge as part of my campaign:

I pledge to always share juicy stories about the rest of my classmates, no matter how far behind in schoolwork I fall. I shall use what power is bestowed upon me to uphold the rights of business students everywhere, as we are an underpriveleged, oppressed lot. I will faithfully execute the office of president and hereby solemnly swear to understand the difference between LIFO and FIFO.

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