BEST in BED

Best piece of spam mail I've seen in a long while, copied here just as it was sent:

1. Think about your girlfriend
2. Look attached details
3. Visit our online store
4. Buy out goods

5. Profit? You ARE the BEST in BED!

And it came with an attachment called "night2.zip." I have no idea why I find the email and the attachment so darn amusing -- it might be the typos, the random spacing and capitalizations, or the fact that it came from someone named Alphonse Gaines -- but it made me smile.